Cows0
Time1:30
Hull
Shield
PROBED!!
Incoming transmission

COW
ABDUCTORS

You have 90 seconds over the farm. Beam up cows. Melt the farmer and Earth escalates: a missile tank, then a Men in Black hit squad with ray guns. Or beam up a human instead — he gets probed, dropped back down naked, and can only fling poop at you. Tap warp to portal-jump; hold your shield to soak hits — it breaks if it takes too many.

WASD steer · SPACE beam · F laser · E shield · SHIFT tap = portal jump, hold = warp